I Spy
I've lost so many things over the last few weeks that I've decided to seek professional help. Doctor Roy G. Biv advised me to periodically take a step back and revisit the things I've lost. Scientifically speaking, making a mental index of those lost and found items should help me find an explanation for all of my recent problems.
I spy:
Five groups of signed _____,
Nine black _____ in the mix.
Nine _____ to read,
And ticking _____ six.
The octagonal tops of six _____,
And six fobs with extra _____.
Eight expressive, fuzzy _____
And eight trails of _____ please!
Four groups of green _____
On some old multi-tap phone,
And seven cuddly _____
I really want to bring home.
Within each group of items I find,
An elemental message I notice.
I take note of the relevant number of each,
Then I can extract my diagnosis:
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